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*Kazoo noises*

Narrator: On the last episode of Dragon Ball Z, Virginia acted damickey so now Gugo and Ker-Kristen Stewart must fight! I hope they don't hit each other too hard... 

:iconkrillinplz::iconsaysplz: Eh, We're really in for it now Gohan! 

:icongohanderpplz::iconsaysplz:nuhhhhh! 

:iconvirginiayesplz::iconsaysplz: Uh? 

:iconkrillinplz::iconsaysplz:Ehhhhh....

:iconvirginiayesplz::iconsaysplz: Awww Shit... 

*Dramatic Kazoo music*

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz:Virginia! Hanging out with little boys in spandex, I see! 

:iconvirginiayesplz::iconsaysplz: Yes... 

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: I love you Vergina but you can't be doing that c'mon!

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: There's no escaping Venana! Prepare to Durrrrr

*Flicks rubber Band*

:iconvirginiayesplz::iconsaysplz: Eaaaaaccckkk! 

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: When I'm through with you, you'll have to pee stitting down like a girrrl! Hoyhoyhoyho!

:iconderpvegetaplz::iconsaysplz: A true Saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles! Ugggghhhh 

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: He's right you know! 

:iconkrillinplz::icongohanderpplz::iconsaysplz: *Gasp*

:icongohanderpplz::iconsaysplz: Daddy!!! 

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: Eww Faggit! 

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Garsh! Who are you supposed to Buh?!!

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: Kaka Carrot Cake! I am real Super Sand!

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Buh! Super Pooper Scoopers are just Legend! 

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: You'll see, Freezy Pop! 

:iconpiccolopickleplz: *casually floats by*

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: I'm stonger than an ant, if an and was this big!!!

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Heheheheee 

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: *Eh*

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Gah! Y-You're just fuckin' with me!

:iconderpvegetaplz::iconsaysplz: Kaka Carrot cake...

:iconsupersandplz:

:iconderpvegetaplz::iconsaysplz: When I was just a little boy, He... HE DIDN'T INVITE MY TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! 

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: YOU MONSTER FRISBEE!!! 

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: The cake was delicous!

:iconderpvegetaplz::iconsaysplz: Kaka Carmen Electra... Show him what for it mean to be... Super Sand legend.... Eeeehhhh I'm dead... 

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz: FREEZY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Ow my ears... *falls off cliff*

:iconkrillinplz::iconsaysplz: Wow! I'm glad that's over! 

:iconkrillinplz::iconsaysplz: For a second there I thought that... Oh wow I guess he really-- 

:iconfreezypopplz: *shoots krillin*

:iconkrillinplz::iconsaysplz:Oh noooo.... 

:iconkrillinownedcountplz::iconkrillinownedplus1plz:

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*five episodes later*

:iconkakarotplz::iconsaysplz:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:iconkakarotplz: *heavy breathing*

:iconyehplz::iconsaysplz: *burp*

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Your hair! What are you, Gay? 

:iconyehplz::iconsaysplz: Yeh. 

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: Well Kaka Krabbypatty, We only have like 50 episodes before Namek Esplodes! 

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: But Senzu Bean a good boy you can just leave... Go, get out of herAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: It's true... He is super Sand Lesbian... 

*Everyone cheering*

:iconmasterroshiplz::iconsaysplz:You did it Goku....

*Awkard silence followed by screams of terror*

:iconearthplz::iconmushroomcloudplz:

END
:iconfreezaplz::iconsaysplz: ..... Ok seriously. First off, Super Saiyain. What is that? What even IS that? I'll tell you what it is, Its just some stupid legand passed by your filthy monkey ansestors around a campfire like it was there own dung. Let me tell you vegeta. I dont deal in legands, I deal in facts, and heres a fact. By the end of this, you are going to be crying, like a little... bitch.
:iconvegetaplz::iconsaysplz:..... Bitch,you just jealous of my Super Saiyan swagger
:iconfreezaplz::iconsaysplz: Oh for f*cks sake.
:iconfreezypopplz::iconsaysplz: It's true, he is super sand lesbian!
:iconvegetaplz::iconsaysplz: You know what? all of you better duck, because I'm about to turn left and I don't want to smack you with my dick.
:iconfriezaplz::iconsaysplz: Oh look at you, Vegeta, you're really going to fight me? Well not really fight more like...like flailing angrily.
:iconvegetaplz::iconsaysplz: Make your jokes while you can Freeza, Because I can now see the peak of your power, while I'm only beginning to tap into mine!
:iconfriezaplz::iconsaysplz: I feel like we've been here before have we been here before?
:iconvegetaplz::iconsaysplz: You see I have finally realized the legend.
:iconfriezaplz::iconsaysplz: Oh my god this is happening again!
:iconvegetaplz::iconsaysplz: That's right, you're not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore, Freeza...I, Vegeta, have finally become... the legendary Super Saiyan!
:iconfriezaplz::iconsaysplz: .....Ok seriously. First off, Super Saiyan. What is that? What even IS that? I'll tell you what it is, Its just some stupid legand passed by your filthy monkey ancestors around a campfire like it was there own dung. Let me tell you vegeta. I dont deal in legands, I deal in facts, and heres a fact. By the end of this, you are going to be crying, like a little... bitch.
:iconvegetaplz::iconsaysplz: ....Bitch, you just jealous of my Super Saiyan swagger.
:iconfriezaplz::iconsaysplz: Oh for fucks sake.
:iconfreezaplz::iconelmundoesnuestroplz:


Frieza: :iconfrlaplz:
FRIEZA IS AWESOME!!!